CAST & CREW
THE CAST
Thaddeus Crunch
Tad is a talking gorilla in his late 20′s. (Human years, that is.)
Alexus Mercury
‘Lex enjoys long leaps off bridges and being Thaddeus’ best friend.
Marcy Marcellus Watanabe
Marcy is the queen of the apartment, despite never being home.
Amadeus Mark I
Amadeus is an emotionless robot with self-esteem issues.
THE CREW
Brett “The Dude” Von Doom (aka “Hammer Smith”): Writer, Creator
Hammer was born twenty-something years ago with the name Hammer to a lucky Mr. & Mrs. Smith. After a brief stint in demonology and the music industry, Hamm decided to settle down and pay the bills with telecommunications. Then he decided to also create comics on the side. Realizing his artistic skills hadn’t improved since his childhood, he has called upon the talent of kindered spirits. That fell through too, though, so he settled for a bunch of jerks. You can hear him air out grievances relevant to all this on his podcast, The Harbinger [Von Doom].
Kelsey “KG” Bigelow: Artist
KGBigelow studied under the R. Crumb school of cartoon hooligany and currently lives at your mom’s place.
Ser Tom the Blind: Artist
After getting fed up with people thinking he was actually a tiny Asian girl, Tom decided to reveal his true identity: a cat with its head stuck in a television. An American Brit, Tom spends his days drawing awesome things and being overly polite.
Astro Sarah: Artist
When Astro’s not slapping people with fish and dressing up Batman in bikinis, she drinks gallons of coffee and draws the night away (assuming she’s not distracted by BioWare and Bethesda games).
Maya Nord: Artist
Maya has a pretty cool dog.
Summoner (formerly Riff Cannon): Soundtrack & lyrics
A group of Bostonians doing what they can to save the soul of rock’n'roll.